I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, God dammit! When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both! Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Den var lite kul

Some Statistics: A glass of alcohol kills about 1000-2000 brain cells, which we know will not be regenerated. Now, let's look at this problem from a mathematical perspective: A brain has over 3 billion cells, out of which only about 10% are functional. The other 2.7 billion brain cells are extra. Glass of vodka = 1000 brain cells. It means a human can have 2.700.000 glasses without much harm. If every 2.5 glasses = 1 bottle of vodka, than we get 2.700.000/2.5 = 1.080.000 bottles. If one would drink every day for the next 40 years, 40 x 365=14000. Let's divide bottles by the days, 1080000/14000 =~ 77 bottles of vodka every day. Conclusion: All the brain cells would be death if one would drink about 10 bottles of vodka for breakfast, 40 bottles for lunch, and 30 for dinner.

Grashshshs!

Första posten på länge här nu.. Vaknade nyss, klockan är snart 14 men jag stälde klockan på 12 för att hinna säga hej då till mormor, men jag försov mig.

Vad har jag gjort på lovet då? Oj oj, Öl, jobb, fik.

Här är en Red Bull-Vodka på Platens:


Här har vi brudarna,


O männen.

Bulgur har förvandlats till Fullgur, det ser man på den tomma blicken och den aningen arga minen.